The Latest Drama Unfolds 🚹

You know that classic trope in TV shows where therapists use inkblots to ask, "How does this make you feel?" Well, here's a real-life version. Let me show you a picture: Jack Dorsey (aka Jack "No Sack" Dorky). The response? Universal disgust. This guy is a walking, talking embarrassment. He’s the kind of man who spends his time pretending to be a tech genius while making decisions so bad, even your grandma would laugh at him.

This clown has somehow managed to build a reputation on a lifetime of failure, from crashing his McLaren into a tree like the wannabe action hero he dreams to be, to filming his friend bleeding out while he stood there looking useless. What’s next, Jack? Starting a charity for "people who think being a billionaire is a personality trait"?

But the absolute cherry on top? Jack’s new “business venture”: pumping and dumping crypto scams. Yep, this loser is out here committing actual financial crimes, running a pump-and-dump scheme through platforms like Pump.fun. The guy is making a killing off people’s stupidity—about $250K a day—while knowing full well they’re all going to get rugged. It’s honestly hilarious how bad he thinks people are at spotting a scam.

He’s literally out here using meme coins like they’re his personal cash machine. But somehow, the dummies keep buying in. Like, seriously? You think you’re going to outsmart a dude who can’t even outsmart himself? Spoiler alert: you won’t.

So, here’s the message: stop handing over your money to people like Jack Dorsey. He’s not a “tech genius,” he’s a scam artist, and your finances deserve better than being stolen by this joker.

And lastly: If you bought into this, maybe it’s time to hand over your finances to someone with at least half a brain.

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