“NEXT PUMP IN 10 MINUTES! Buy CoinXYZ NOW! 🚀🔥”
Tom didn’t hesitate. He threw all his savings into CoinXYZ and even convinced his roommate, Mike, to chip in.
When the pump started, CoinXYZ’s price shot up like a rocket. Tom shouted,
“I told you, Mike! We’re geniuses!”
The group kept urging:
“Keep buying, guys! To the moon! Don’t sell early!”
But just as quickly as the price rose, it suddenly crashed. Tom froze, staring at the screen, while Mike yelled,
“SELL, DUDE! SELL!”
Tom hesitated, hoping for a rebound, but it was too late. The coin’s value had tanked to nearly zero. Meanwhile, the group chat was flooded with memes of astronauts falling off rockets and CryptoKing69 had vanished, deleting the group entirely.
Mike, glaring at Tom, asked,
“So… where’s our Lambo?”
Tom muttered,
“We’re getting a Lambo… toy. Off eBay.”
Moral of the story: If you’re in a “pump” group, you might be the one getting dumped!
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