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My ex-wife kicked me out of the house a little over a year ago. For the most part, my life has had a much lower amount of stress. However, one thing has caused me a lot of duress over this past year.

She took the electric can opener with her, so I was relegated to the old-school manual can opener—you know, the hand crank one. Worse, it was a miserable excuse for a kitchen tool. It finally gave up (like my marriage) and broke on me recently.

Frustrated, I opened my Amazon app and purchased a $20 electric can opener. A day later, I had my brand-new electric can opener. The new electric can opener is better than the one I had while married. It’s quiet, fast, and easy to use.

It’s confusing that I could have ordered the electric can opener at any time over the past year. I had the $20; I hated the manual can opener, and ordering the new one couldn’t have been easier.

Instead of taking the straightfor- ward approach to the situation, I struggled for over a year with a can opener who liked me about as much as my ex-wife.