A guy named Dave had been hearing about Bitcoin for years. He’d always been a bit skeptical, figuring it was some “internet monopoly money.” But one day, he overhears his friends bragging about their newfound crypto gains, and FOMO finally gets to him. “Alright, alright, I’m in!” he thinks.
So Dave downloads a crypto app, buys $500 in Bitcoin, and feels like a financial genius. He’s convinced he’s going to ride this to the moon. The next morning, Dave wakes up, checks his app, and… his $500 has turned into $475. He’s baffled. “Wait, it just… goes down?”
Determined not to panic, he gives himself a pep talk: “Bitcoin’s just having a bad day. Happens to everyone, right?” A few hours later, he checks again. $450. Dave’s starting to sweat.
By lunchtime, it’s $430. Dave has a mini existential crisis and decides he just isn’t cut out for crypto. “I’m not a hodler, I’m a sell-while-I-can-stiller,” he mutters, selling the Bitcoin.
But here’s the kicker: Literally an hour later, Bitcoin rallies hard. That $500 would’ve been $800 if he’d held on just a bit longer. Dave’s friends find out and spend the next year calling him “Diamond Hands Dave” — as a joke. Now, every time he sees Bitcoin in the news, he can practically hear the sound of his own regret.
Moral of the story? Bitcoin doesn’t care about your nerves, your plans, or your sense of timing. And for poor Dave, every price rally feels like a personal roast.
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