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I've heard that #BTC is crashing today, because...
a famous billionaire publicly announced he had a dream in which aliens warned him that Bitcoin would soon become obsolete. Convinced it was a prophetic vision, he sold off all his Bitcoin holdings, triggering mass hysteria in the crypto market as others followed suit, believing the alien prediction was a sign of things to come.
I'm not sure who was it, but it's shouldn't be hard to find out!