“Who Let the DOGS Out? Oh Wait, They Fell!”
Gather around fellow DOGS enthusiasts, because we’ve got a tale that’s more tragic than a dog chasing its tail and funnier too! You see, nothing falls quite like DOGS did in just a few short days. We’re talking about a nosedive so steep that even gravity had to check its manual. Yep, our beloved DOGS is down by almost 38% since its grand… um, let’s say ‘scheme’ calling it a ‘launch’ feels too generous.
Oh, but remember how it all began? The Binance Square creators had us believing we were on the brink of something legendary. “Vote for us! Buy DOGS!” they cried, like they were handing out golden tickets to a spaceship that was bound for the moon. And when the price dipped a little, they didn’t flinch. No sir! “Buy more,” they said, as if this was the last train leaving the station. The moon was waiting, and you absolutely had to get on board!
And what a ride it was… straight down. Now, instead of moon landings, we’re watching DOGS belly-flop into the deep end, with a drop so severe it’s almost poetic. Where are those influencers now, huh? The ones who were so loud when DOGS was soaring? Some tried to soften the blow: “It’s just consolidating!” they said. “It’s a sideways market!” Well, my friend, sideways isn’t supposed to be this close to the bottom.
So, what’s DOGS doing now, you ask? Well, if you’re still clutching your bags and dreaming of the moon, I’d suggest you hold on tight—maybe there’s another spaceship just around the corner. Or maybe we should start investing in parachutes. Either way, the next time someone says, “To the moon!” remember to ask which planet they’re talking about… and check if it’s the one with gravity still in check.