🚀 Breaking News: The German government just pulled a "sell everything" move with their Bitcoin stash! Instead of playing it cool, they went full throttle, spreading their BTC across five different exchanges. Talk about making it rain! 🌧️

According to Arkham Intelligence's Miguel Morel, this was all about maximizing liquidity. But hey, the market's bouncing back stronger than ever! 💪 Bitcoin's back above $60K, baby!

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