Why did the crypto trader bring a pet to the investment meeting?
Because in a world of dogs, cats, and hamsters, sometimes you just need a little “paws” to take things seriously!

Why did the crypto trader bring a pet to the investment meeting?

Because in a world of dogs, cats, and hamsters, sometimes you just need a little “paws” to take things seriously!

#hamsterkomabt
Why did the dogecoin investor bring a hamster to the meeting?

Because they heard it was a “fur-tune” in the making!

Whether you're a seasoned crypto expert or just getting started, i'd love to hear your favorite crypto-themed jokes, puns, and humorous anecdotes. To get the ball rolling, here are a couple of crypto jokes to put a smile on your face, remember, laughter is a great medicine especially if you're getting tierd by the markets!

1-Did you hear about the Twink who got into crypto?
He heard it was a Bear market
2. Why don’t cryptocurrency traders ever get lost? Because they always follow the trend lines!

3. Why was the crypto investor so good at poker? Because they always knew when to hold’em and when to fold’em!

4. What’s a blockchain’s favorite mode of transportation? The crypto-train – it’s always on track!

5. Why did the Litecoin go to the gym? It wanted to pump up its block size!

6. Why did the Bitcoin miner bring a shovel to the blockchain? To dig for those digital gold nuggets, of course!

7. How do you make a small fortune in cryptocurrency? Start with a large fortune and watch it shrink!

8. Why don’t crypto investors ever get cold feet? Because they’re too busy wearing their moon boots!

The crypto market is a place where two types of people meet in the morning: people with experience in trading and people with money.

Toward the end of the day, they exchange places and go home.

Germany seizes 47 crypto exchanges tied to ‘underground economy’
The German government has just shuttered 47 cryptocurrency exchanges, accusing them of knowingly allowing an “underground economy” for cybercriminals to flourish. It is now turning its attention to its potentially criminal users.

“[They have been] deliberately concealing the origin of criminally obtained funds on a large scale through [the] inadequate implementation of legal requirements for combating money laundering,” Germany’s federal criminal police office, Frankfurt’s main prosecutor’s office and the country’s office for combatting cybercrime alleged in a Sept. 19 statement.

$BTC
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#Hamsterkombat How to calculate hamster kombat airdrop
Airdrop method whatever will be,it seen like babydoge whose value now trading at binance 1M babydoge is 0.0018

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with very sorry and bundle of apologize
Hamster combat airdrop and its price will be like Babydoge which is trading now at 0.0018 per 1M babydoge

Here's a detailed price analysis of Toncoin (TON):

*Current Price:* $5.66

*24-hour Trading Volume:* $2,205,894,461

*Market Capitalization:* $14.27B

*Price Fluctuations:*

- 24-hour High: $6.86
- 24-hour Low: $5.31

*Supply:*

- Circulating Supply: 2.53B TON
- Maximum Supply: No fixed maximum supply

*Price Predictions:*

- Short-term (2024): Expected to benefit from Telegram integration and growing utility, potentially reaching $4.50
- Long-term (2030): Could reach approximately $25 in favorable market conditions

*September 2024 Prediction:* $17.15, representing a 219.59% increase

*Trends and Insights:*

- Toncoin's price is influenced by its growing adoption, Telegram integration, and overall market sentiment
- Increased utility and partnerships could drive up demand and price
- Market volatility and competition may impact price fluctuations

Please note that cryptocurrency price predictions are subject to significant uncertainty and should not be taken as investment advice. Always do your own research and consider multiple sources before making any investment decisions.

There’s no bull run happening now. The bull run has already passed with Bitcoin moving from $15,000 to $73,000 In 2024. If that wasn’t the bull run, then what is? There’s no altseason lined up in 2024’s calendar. Don’t fall for the fake claims by so-called social media analysts—do your own research.These beautiful words by binance creater pur-b-ash.

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PayPal’s decision to extend its PYUSD stablecoin to the Solana blockchain is proving highly successful.
The digital asset now ranks among the top six stablecoins, with its supply quietly approaching the $1 billion milestone.

According to CoinGecko, PYUSD’s supply has grown by more than $300 million, or 45%, in the past month. This makes it the fastest-growing stablecoin among its peers, with a current supply close to $820 million.

Google launches AI Academy in Pakistan for startups 
ISLAMABAD: Google for Startups has announced to launch an ‘AI Academy’ for the promotion of Artificial Intelligence in Pakistan and Asia Pacific.The establishment of ‘AI Academy’ is the first success of the Google Chrome Book initiative, which will be followed by more such projects.
The initiative in Pakistan is aimed at creating new cross-border partnerships under the auspices of Special Investment Facilitation Council that will revolutionize the world of AI through exchange of innovative ideas and resources.

These startups will also help Pakistan become a “global hub” for the development of “AI” in the Asia-Pacific region.

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Want to buy bitcoin, stop and wait to drop its price @ 30k dollars on december2024,bull run expected march/april 2025.be serious,not a joke.

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