$BTC
DEX MACHINA keeps forecasting a Bitcoin surge up to $42,000 - 43,000.
But let's get real – if the party was in December, we're currently just a sad cat emoji in the middle of the 'square of uncertainty' on the chart.
While everyone's busy dreaming of an altcoin season and Bitcoin hitting $50,000, my phone's blowing up with alerts.
Two times an hour, I hear about someone dropping hundreds of millions, or even a billion dollars, on Bitcoin and Ethereum over at Coinbase.
Buying feels like walking a tightrope – every crypto channel and group is swamped with tales of folks gobbling up 'sh*tcoins' on every dip, putting all their faith in their crypto gurus.
Shorting? That's like playing with fire in a negative interest rate jungle. One move from the market makers and your short position is toast.
So here I am, waiting for the grand finale before I join the ranks of the market contrarians.
