Crypto Beginners Are Like:
Crypto enthusiasts check prices more often than they check their social media feeds. "Oh no, Bitcoin dropped 2% in the last 3 minutes – PANIC!"
"Pump and dump" isn't something you do with a bike tire; it's a high-stakes trading strategy.
You know you're in the crypto space when "rug pull" doesn't mean redecorating your living room but losing your investment.
Crypto is FUN, just know how to dance the MUSIC.
