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If i asked you to follow me for Anime Not for crypto what will you do ?
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John walked into his favorite café, “Bean & Block,” known for its crypto-friendly payment system. As he approached the counter, he noticed a new barista fumbling with the register.
“I’d like a cappuccino,” John said, pulling out his phone to pay with his Bitcoin wallet.
The barista, looking confused, replied, “Sure, but we’re out of Bitcoins. Can I offer you a Dogecoin instead?”
John chuckled, “No worries, I’ve got my own Bitcoin. Just scan this QR code.”
The barista scanned it, and the machine beeped. “Oh, looks like our network’s congested. Your coffee might arrive faster than the transaction.”
John laughed, “Classic Bitcoin. How about I pay with Ethereum?”
“Perfect,” the barista said, scanning again. “Oops, gas fees are through the roof! Your coffee’s gonna cost more than a steak dinner.”
John sighed, “Alright, I’ll just pay with cash.”
The barista’s eyes lit up, “Cash? Like, the paper stuff? I thought that was a myth!”
“Trust me, it’s real,” John grinned, handing over a $5 bill.
As he walked away with his coffee, he heard the barista mutter, “Old school payments. Who knew?”
John smiled, thinking, “Some things never change.”
#jokesoftheday
“I’d like a cappuccino,” John said, pulling out his phone to pay with his Bitcoin wallet.
The barista, looking confused, replied, “Sure, but we’re out of Bitcoins. Can I offer you a Dogecoin instead?”
John chuckled, “No worries, I’ve got my own Bitcoin. Just scan this QR code.”
The barista scanned it, and the machine beeped. “Oh, looks like our network’s congested. Your coffee might arrive faster than the transaction.”
John laughed, “Classic Bitcoin. How about I pay with Ethereum?”
“Perfect,” the barista said, scanning again. “Oops, gas fees are through the roof! Your coffee’s gonna cost more than a steak dinner.”
John sighed, “Alright, I’ll just pay with cash.”
The barista’s eyes lit up, “Cash? Like, the paper stuff? I thought that was a myth!”
“Trust me, it’s real,” John grinned, handing over a $5 bill.
As he walked away with his coffee, he heard the barista mutter, “Old school payments. Who knew?”
John smiled, thinking, “Some things never change.”
#jokesoftheday