🚨 BREAKING: Inflation is “out of control” again — because nothing says calm analysis like stacking big numbers together for maximum drama. 🚨
So apparently U.S. inflation has “surged to an all-time high” — which sounds terrifying until you realize we’re talking about cumulative PCE since 2018. But hey, details ruin the headline.
$BTC Yes, inflation overshot the 2% target… by 11.1 percentage points. Over multiple years. During stimulus, zero rates, and a global crisis. Shocking. Totally unexpected.
And now we’re told inflation has been above target since 2021 — as if that hasn’t been the main storyline for the past few years already. Breaking news, apparently.
$WLFI Latest reading? 3.5%.
Which is somehow being presented like the economy is on fire… instead of, you know, significantly lower than peak inflation levels.
But don’t worry, the conclusion is clear:
“Inflation remains too high.”
$TRUMP Groundbreaking insight.
So stay tuned for more updates… where the same data will be repackaged with slightly different dramatic wording next time. 📈
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