**Crypto Comedy: Altseason Antics & Memecoin Mania!**

- Wall Street's got the altseason fever! Ether (ETH) outshines Bitcoin (BTC) with record ETF inflows, hitting $2.2 billion in 2024. Investors are diversifying faster than a cat meme goes viral! 😸

- Analysts predict ETH staking yields might soon be SEC-approved under a Trump 2.0 crypto-friendly regime. Who knew politics could be so... profitable?

- Meanwhile, Meta's Diem project faced a "political kill," proving even tech giants can get ghosted by regulators.

- BitGo eyes India, while Binance.US and Coinbase go memecoin crazy, listing PEPE, BONK, and more. Grayscale's in the race for a Solana ETF. Stay tuned for more crypto capers!