$BTC Prediction:

Will Your Wallet Be Laughing or Crying This Week? (Spoiler Alert: Probably Both)

Hey Crypto Crew! Buckle up, buttercups, because the rollercoaster of cryptocurrency is about to take another wild ride! This week's predictions are brought to you by someone who's spent more time staring at candlestick charts than at actual candles (I'm blaming the lack of sleep on Bitcoin's volatility).

-Bitcoin ($BTC ): The Big Kahuna...

$BTC is eyeing a trip to the $74,000 - $76,000 club. Think of it as Bitcoin's exclusive VIP lounge; only the seriously rich (or seriously lucky) get in.

If it breaks through, we're looking at $80,000. But remember, even VIP lounges have bouncers. Support sits around $66,000.

A fall below that, and we might be heading towards the $63,000 bargain bin.

Entry: Consider entering around $66,500.

-Set your stop-loss just below $66,000, because nobody likes a surprise party!!!… "especially one that wipes out your portfolio".

-Take-profit around $75,000. Think of it as your early retirement fund… or at least, enough for a really nice pizza.

Disclaimer:

I'm not a financial advisor. These predictions are for entertainment purposes only. Don't blame me if you end up eating ramen for the next year. (But hey, at least you'll have a good story to tell!)

Do Your Own Research… and maybe laugh while you're at it!