💥 FINALLY REVEALED! 💥

It's been a long wait, perhaps too long for some.

I can't continue living like this; there's no turning back.

I know suspicions have lingered for quite some time.

I'm ready to make it public for everyone.

Despite evidence pointing elsewhere, I want to clarify: I am not Satoshi Nakamoto. I must put an end to speculation.

#notSatoshiNakamoto

While I have a deep appreciation for #BTC, I didn't create it in 2009. Additionally, I don't possess millions of #BTC in any wallets. You may find it hard to believe, but I don't own any crypto wallets at all. None. It's the truth.

I'm truly sorry, and I hope you won't dwell on it for too long. If you are feeling down, treat yourself to some muffins. You can have as many as you like this time, considering the weight of the situation.

I wish you all the best, and I'm genuinely sorry if I've let you down.