Alright, let’s add a sprinkle of humor to this crypto update, shall we?

Hong Kong ETFs are hoarding BTC like there’s no tomorrow, sitting on a dragon’s hoard of 7989 BTC after just two days. Talk about commitment!

Meanwhile, over in the US, ETFs are singing the blues with a loss of $34.4 million today. Ouch, that’s gotta hurt the portfolio!

Michael Saylor, at the ‘Bitcoin for Businesses’ conference, seemed to have a crystal ball, predicting the SEC will label Ethereum as a security and give a thumbs down to Ether Spot ETFs. Maybe he’s got a future in fortune-telling?

Peloton’s CEO, Barry McCarthy, decided to take a spin off the corporate bike, resigning and leaving 15% of the staff pedaling off into the sunset with him.

Pantera Capital is playing coy with their investment into TON Blockchain, keeping the total sum hush-hush. What’s the secret, guys?

Jack Dorsey’s ‘Block’ is on a Bitcoin shopping spree, snagging BTC monthly with 10% of their total BTC product profits. In Q1, Cash App raked in a cool $80 million from BTC, and now they’re HODLing 8038 BTC like it’s a high score in a video game.

Senator Cynthia Lummis is the new sheriff in town for Bitcoin at Capitol Hill, warning that anyone looking for a crypto duel has to go through her first. High Noon, anyone?

Elliptic teams up with MIT-IBM Watson AI Lab to play detective with AI, sniffing out money laundering on the Bitcoin blockchain. Sherlock Holmes, but make it techy.

Standard Chartered is riding the crypto rollercoaster, flipping from a bullish $150K BTC prediction to a bearish $50-52K. Make up your mind, folks!

And finally, yesterday saw the biggest Bitcoin ETF cash-out since… well, since they started. It’s like a crypto Black Friday sale out there!

Remember, folks, in the world of crypto, every day is an adventure – or at least a very interesting episode of a sitcom. Stay tuned for the next update! 🎢📉📈

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