🎉 Moo Deng, the pygmy hippo, just got a crypto godfather! Ethereum's Vitalik Buterin adopted the viral sensation with an 88 ETH donation to Thailand's Khao Kheow Zoo. Meanwhile, James Howells is still on his epic quest to retrieve a $773M Bitcoin treasure from a landfill. 🚀

In other news, Solana's Jito staking pool is swimming in tips, surpassing $100M monthly. And despite crypto hacks hitting $2.3B this year, the DeFi market is thriving, with Bitget Token leading the charge.

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