Michael Saylor's at it again, proposing a Digital Assets Framework that could make Uncle Sam $81 trillion richer! 🎉 His plan? A strategic Bitcoin reserve to neutralize national debt and boost the US dollar's swagger in the digital economy.

- MicroStrategy's crypto kingpin suggests a clear taxonomy for digital assets, from BTC to NFTs.

- Saylor's framework promises streamlined compliance with minimal costs.

- Critics like Peter Schiff aren't buying it, calling the proposal "complete bullshit."

With MicroStrategy's BTC stash soaring, Saylor's vision might just be the golden ticket!