Crypto Market Mood Swings Be Like: 🥲😂💸
9AM: "I'm buying the dip!" 🚀
12PM: "Maybe it's a falling knife..." 😬
3PM: "HODL, we go again!" 💪
6PM: "Why didn't I sell at the top?" 🤦♂️
9PM: "Wait, it’s up 10% again?!" 😍
Crypto traders are the ultimate multitaskers: holding, panicking, and dreaming of Lambos — all at once.