**Crypto Chuckles: The Week in Review**

- Dogecoin has zoomed past Porsche's market cap, fueled by Elon Musk's tweets and a possible DOGE ETP. Who knew a meme could outpace a luxury car? 🚀

- Bitcoin futures hit $100K on CME, but spot prices are still playing catch-up. It's like the tortoise and the hare, but with more zeros.

- A Solana trader turned $160 into $5.6M with a memecoin. Talk about a chill investment strategy!

- Crypto hackers swiped $71M in November, but hey, that's a 15% improvement from last year. Progress?

Stay tuned for more crypto capers!