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It was evening, and I was glued to my laptop, tracking the charts. Suddenly, I heard a faint "ping!" Behind me. I turned around, and there it was… Bitcoin! It was glowing like Christmas lights, all golden, wearing a detective hat and thin glasses, as if it was about to spill the world’s biggest financial secret.
– "Well, well, well!" Bitcoin said, waving its wallet." "You’ve been staring at me all day, huh?"
– "Yes, Bitcoin," I replied with a grin. "Everyone's waiting for you to break through the next barrier. Word is, you're heading for $100,000."
Bitcoin squinted through its glasses.
– "Hold on… you think I’ll get there soon?" it laughed. "I’ve been playing tricks on people for years! One I've soar, the next I drop. They think they can predict me, but I’m the master of surprises!"
– "But people trust you," I said, "They invest, dream of Lambos..." I winked knowingly.
Bitcoin winked back like an old friend at the pub.
– "Alright, here’s a little secret," it lowered its voice. "I am going to $100,000. But I’m not telling you when! It could be tomorrow, next year… or I might just take a detour for coffee to mess with the investors a bit!"
I laughed out loud. Classic Bitcoin. It gave me an invisible fist bump, winked, and before I could say anything else, it vanished, leaving behind a cheerful "ping!" and its mysterious promise.
From then on, I knew – when Bitcoin takes a coffee break, the best thing to do is just sit back and wait for its return.
Enjoy your day ☕🍩.