**News Flash: Saylor's Bitcoin Custody U-Turn Sparks Debate**
- Michael Saylor, Bitcoin's biggest cheerleader, now suggests trusting "too big to fail" banks over self-custody for your BTC. 🤔
- Once a self-custody advocate, Saylor now calls fears of government seizure "paranoid crypto-anarchist" myths.
- Critics, including Bitcoin OGs, aren't thrilled, accusing Saylor of undermining Bitcoin's decentralized ethos.
- Supporters argue he's just being practical for institutions, not individuals.
- MicroStrategy, Saylor's company, holds 252,220 BTC, worth nearly $17 billion.
Stay tuned for more crypto drama!