Welcome to this anonymous support account, aimed at helping individuals navigate the mounting pressures exerted by centralized financial institutions. Their primary objective is to erode trust in the crypto world and seize control for themselves.

They constantly shake the tree we're perched upon, causing mass liquidations among the most vulnerable every minute.

In these turbulent times, it's vital to remain resilient and mitigate risks well below your tolerance level. Brace yourself for intensifying fluctuations. Feel free to vent your frustrations in the comments.

Despite the relentless tugging of large institutions, liquidating weaker portfolios, I still believe maintaining a bullish outlook carries less risk. Personally risk-averse, I prefer to observe the market from the sidelines, exercising patience amidst the chaos.

Sincerely yours,
Risk Intolerant

I think I’ve figured out who Satoshi Nakamoto is. Now, I don’t have 100% solid proof yet, but I’m pretty certain I saw Satoshi while traveling to Australia. It happened at the airport. This guy looked kind of odd and mysterious, so I decided to observe him more closely. And, thanks to my flight being delayed, I had time to follow him around.

After a while, I spotted HIM sitting in a really fancy cage, made of expensive-looking wood and some kind of shiny metal—probably gold. He was sleeping most of the time, but at one point, I caught him opening one eye. Seizing the moment, I asked him directly, “Are you Satoshi Nakamoto?” I swear, he nodded.

And then, it all clicked. Of course, this gorgeous chameleon *was* Satoshi. It explained everything—no wonder no one could ever pin him down. He was always changing colors, never looking the same to anyone.

I could tell you more about our encounter, but I promised him I’d keep it a secret.

#WeAreAllSatoshi

💥💥BTC CRASHING💥💥

I've heard that #BTC is crashing today, because...

a famous billionaire publicly announced he had a dream in which aliens warned him that Bitcoin would soon become obsolete. Convinced it was a prophetic vision, he sold off all his Bitcoin holdings, triggering mass hysteria in the crypto market as others followed suit, believing the alien prediction was a sign of things to come.

I'm not sure who was it, but it's shouldn't be hard to find out!

💥WE BEGIN WITH SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL💥
💥💥A SERIES OF COOL STRATEGIES💥💥

💥ANYONE CAN USE💥

🍄🍄🍄"Horizontal Knives"🍄🍄🍄

Man, it's a strategy that focuses on assets with long periods of horizontal (sideways) price movement, marked by relatively small fluctuations between support and resistance levels.

Example: EUR/AEUR, it's a fiat currency and a stable coin #AEUR

The idea would be to profit from the tight range of the price movements, where volatility is low but predictable.

Here’s how the "Horizontal Knives" strategy works:

1. Identify Horizontal Patterns:

The trader identifies crypto currencies stuck in a clear range, bouncing between a well-defined support and resistance level. These "knives" are essentially moving sideways, waiting for a breakout or breakdown.

Example 2: FDUSD/USDT, a #usdt and #fdusd stables


2. Buy Near Support:

Near the lower end of the range (support level), anticipating a bounce back toward the resistance level.

3. Sell Near Resistance:

For a small profit. Wait. Repeat.

4. Manage Breakouts:

Don't miss breakouts, they happen once in a while and are very 🍄 delicious 🍄

5. Concentrate on SPOT only with 0 fee

🔪Horizontal Knives🔪

If you are sick of ridiculously high risks and want to mitigate. Pick a fiat/stable or stable/stable pair with 0 fees and run it for while. Small profit small risk, why not?

👍 Don't forget to like the post, or I'm gonna be disappointed 👍

Example 3: USDT/TUSD, both stables

💥I HAVE NO IDEA💥
ON WHATs GOING ON
🍄🍄
My predictions about the Crypto market in 2025:
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1. Shifting layers of adoption: In 2025, crypto adoption will expand in unexpected directions, with traditional systems slowly blending into decentralized frameworks without clear boundaries.

2. Liquidity mirrors will invert: Major cryptos will experience liquidity fluctuations that seem backward by today’s standards, where smaller, forgotten coins suddenly hold more influence than the giants.

3. Protocols will merge and divide: Core blockchain protocols will begin to split and combine unpredictably, creating new forms of digital assets that behave in ways no one fully understands yet.

🐑To sum up: Buy or Hold or Sell #BTC #ETH #BOME and have at least some fun🐑

💥💥 LIQUIDATIONS💥💥

Hold tight! 250M liquidated in the last 24 hours. it cannot last forever.

Sorry for those who got liquidated 🍄

#BTC under 58000
#ETH under 2700

Looking good 👍

💥💥IMAGINE💥💥

You had invested a whopping 56750$ to buy as much as 0.001$BTC in May!

You'd be worth an amazing 57.5$ today💥💥

🐑🐑Make you deepest dreams true🐑🐑
🐑Buy $BTC when it's 56750$ and hold it until at least 57500$🐑

I didn't dare to do it, but you CAN

💥💥💥SMILE and RELAX💥💥💥

💥💥RELAX💥💥

💥 OCCASIONAL LAUGHTER💥

Everything is alright, it's how it's supposed to be.

Everything is fine, it's gonna be fine.

We're all gonna be fine.

Everything is great, it's awesome.

Everybody is gonna survive it.

We're all gonna be fine.

Just relax and smile 😬

Eat some muffins (as many as your doctor approves)

💥COUNTING ON YOU💥

It became a little too depressive here lately.
We need less 'Warning', 'Attention', 'Scam' posts and more 'Relax', 'He's a story with a happy ending' posts.

Ping me when it gets greener and happier. When the #BTC or #ETH are not dragging poor traders through liquidation traps.

I'm off to have some fun outside of the market and generally outside.

🍄It's the summer after all🍄

💥💥 ATTENTION 💥💥

Crypto liquidations have all been green lately, meaning that Longs are suffering more than Shorts. And #BTC is leading the pack.

👈 Regardless, I will reiterate that I consider Long positions less risky than Shorts.

🐑Stay safe, don’t get yourself liquidated. Take breaks to eat muffins (don’t forget to consult your doctor)🐑

💥💥MUFFIN ALERT💥💥
💥URGENT MESSAGE 💥

In moments like this, remember to take a break and eat some muffins.

Don't close LONG positions that are in the RED; forget about Binance, forget about $BTC $ETH $BNB for a while.

🧁Enjoy a sunny day in the park, and don't forget to eat some muffins (for the exact amount of muffins, consult your doctor).🧁

P.S. If you are about to be liquidated for opening risky LONG positions with a Margin. Well, good luck, I hope you survive this 💪

💥💥BREAKING ANALYSIS💥💥

👈 In a groundbreaking move that has left financial analysts reeling and conspiracy theorists frothing at the mouth, Binance Coin ($BNB ) has surged from a mere $600 to over $700. Clearly, this astronomical leap can only be attributed to a fascinating numerical pattern that has recently been uncovered.

A close inspection of BNB’s price trends reveals a mind-blowing correlation: the price of $BNB at the beginning of almost each month magically adjusts to 100 times the number of the next month (7):

🍄🍄100*7 = $700🍄🍄

Astounding, isn't it? This revelation sheds light on the recent spike to over $700.

It's very true! In May, BNB was pegged at 100 times 6, hence the stable $600 price. It's a wonder how we never noticed this before.

🐑Now you know🐑
💥Check other months yourself, I didn't, I'm busy choosing my new private aircraft💥

🍄Hi, I was Margin Trading and I lost my deposit to liquidation🍄

It all started with the allure of leveraging my investments. The potential for greater returns was too enticing to resist. I believed I had a solid strategy, that I understood the risks, and that I could manage them effectively. I was shorting #meme coins, but the market moved against me. Faster than I anticipated, my position was liquidated, and I lost my entire deposit.

I’m here to acknowledge my mistakes and to learn from this experience. I need to accept that trading on margin can be as destructive as it is rewarding.

I want to warn others not to short the market. The gains are thin and the losses are massive.

The experience is not worth the $7.5 I lost. I don't know if I will ever recover from this.

Your turn ...

💥💥 ATTENTION 💥💥
💥💥💥 EVERYONE 💥💥💥

Another $157mln #liquidated in the last 24h. Both Long and Short almost 50/50.

Whatever you do, don't let them liquidate you. The market is extremely volatile, but if you avoid liquidation, your portfolio will likely grow over time.

🐑Or not, I don't know anything for sure, except that it's important to avoid the risk of liquidation.🐑 🍄It doesn't matter what you trade #BTC or #ETH or #Meme 🍄

💥AN INSPIRING STORY💥
💥💥About a smart trader💥💥

A magical tale about the crypto world that inspires us all....

Once upon a time, in the sunny morning of March 2024, there lived a trader with big dreams of crypto riches. Though eager to invest, he had no coins to his name. Desperate, he sought help from friends, but none understood his crypto jargon, and none had any clue of what was he talking about. Just when hope was fading, his wise grandmother stepped in, offering her modest savings and a cherished necklace.

He sold the necklace and armed with 4 USD and a newfound resolve, he embarked on his crypto journey. Yet, even with his grandma's support, obstacles loomed. Unable to navigate the complexities of Binance, he stumbled to transfer his cash to his account until fate intervened with a surprise gift of Red box full of LIT tokens. I don't know for sure, haven't seen it myself, but they say the total number of coins was worth almost 1.5 USD.

With dreams as bright as the moon, he pondered his next move drinking beer that he bought with the money his grandma gave him. All until exhaustion claimed him. In his slumber, crypto visions danced in his mind, guiding him to convert his LIT into BNB.

Upon awakening, he seized the moment and purchased BNB at the price of 571.15, immediately the price soared as high as 645! He witnessed his account worth rising to 1.55 then 1.6, reaching 1.69 in no time. Yet, despite his success, his heart ached for his beloved grandmother, whom he longed to repay with 4usd and a silver necklace of true worth.

Alas, the tale takes a somber turn, for the trader remains in limbo, waiting for the perfect moment to fulfill his promise. Meanwhile, his grandmother lives contentedly, her love unwavering. He never saw her after that day when she gave him the money. Too embarrassed was he.

Oh, how I wish he had never accepted her tender offer of savings, nor sold the necklace her husband bestowed upon her on their wedding day.

There might just be a moral hidden within these words, but I'll leave that discovery to you.

💥 FINALLY REVEALED! 💥

It's been a long wait, perhaps too long for some.

I can't continue living like this; there's no turning back.

I know suspicions have lingered for quite some time.

I'm ready to make it public for everyone.

Despite evidence pointing elsewhere, I want to clarify: I am not Satoshi Nakamoto. I must put an end to speculation.

#notSatoshiNakamoto

While I have a deep appreciation for #BTC, I didn't create it in 2009. Additionally, I don't possess millions of #BTC in any wallets. You may find it hard to believe, but I don't own any crypto wallets at all. None. It's the truth.

I'm truly sorry, and I hope you won't dwell on it for too long. If you are feeling down, treat yourself to some muffins. You can have as many as you like this time, considering the weight of the situation.

I wish you all the best, and I'm genuinely sorry if I've let you down.

💥💥BEWARE💥💥

💥VERY IMPORTANT💥

Smart-a$$ Bull reports to you. Now he's gonna explain everything you need to know.

Warren Buffett is piling the cash, so that means that...

🍄NOTHING🍄

This indicates nothing at all. The timing of his cash reaching an all-time high (ATH) just before significant stock market crashes suggests he's actively engaged during these downturns. Essentially, he spends aggressively when markets plunge, allowing his cash reserves to dwindle. As the market rebounds, he adopts a more conservative approach, replenishing his cash reserves until the next downturn.

His cash position nears $200 billion. The market crash could begin tomorrow. Or not. Then his cash position will grow even further up. It will meet a new ATH or not. No one knows. That's it.

The market could crash anytime and his cash position has ZERO to do with that.

🐑The only advice here is to have some funds in a very liquid form in order to be ready when the market plunges. It will be extremely stupid to have zero liquidity when it happens.🐑 It is very satisfying buying everything like #BTC or #ETH at the lowest prices imaginable.

🍄When in doubt you can always ask a smart-a$$ bull here. Don't hesitate, he knows everything about everything.🍄

💥💥NEED HELP💥💥

💥URGENT💥

💥💥 DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO💥💥

Because it's freaking boring after the huge 'halving' event happened largely unnoticed.

It's going a little up, a little down, nothing fun happens anyway 😮‍💨

🍄We need to come up with a new EVENT🍄

Any ideas?

💥💥#BTC HISTORY REPEATS💥💥

💥Today BTC dropped💥

Or was it yesterday ... I'm not sure. But it definitely happened before! I remember that it happened already at least once!!

👈I told you it would happen. And it's gonna happen again. Mark my words the days when #BTC price will fall are coming. And they are coming fast! Much like the days when #BTC price will rise!!

💥Beware💥

🐑And listen to me! I never lie🐑

If I warn you the price will fall you better listen. I will not warn more than 4 times. Maybe two times more tops.

🎢🎢The #BTC price will fall🎢🎢

💥💥How did I earn so much in one night?💥💥

I don't usually engage in margin trading; it's too risky, and I hate taking risks. However, last night I was super tired, and instead of opening a spot sell of USDT/DAI for 10 USDT at 1.0007, I opened a margin sell for 100 USDT 🤯🤯

I didn't notice that until the morning when I woke up with 100.07 DAI. At first, I freaked out; that's too much money for me 🙀 However, in a couple of minutes, I noticed that the price for 1 USDT was back to 1 DAI. I immediately sold 100.07 DAI, pocketing a freaking 0.07 USDT!!!

That was the best morning in a long while ☕

P.S. I freaked out so much that I couldn't remember why did I need 10 #DAI in the first place 🍄 I think I wanted o buy #BTC I don't remember anymore.