Correlation and magnetism of the Hamster coin$HMSTR

My and Uncle Grisha's alcoholic research shows that the Hamster coin has a unique ability to attract investments during moments of political instability. This phenomenon, which we drunkenly call "analog crypto magnetism", is explained by the fact that the Hamster coin is associated with metaphysical fluctuations in financial and political decisions. According to our deep calculations, crypto magnetism is activated against the background of resonant events, such as the victory of a major political leader.

Conclusion - if Trump wins the election, the hamster 🐹 $HMSTR soars to $ 5 per piece.

I'm catching space pancakes #MOONBİX with all my might. They say there will be a listing soon, they will be giving away dogs $DOGS or $BNB , or something else. They will pour in money, mom don't cry 💰

In short, now everything has fallen, but then it will grow. 100% info, I swear. I've seen this before 😉

Urgent!🚩
Come on, crypto guru, send me your predictions on what you can really make money on in the near future.

How Uncle Grisha blew up the ether $ETH

Even when he was a yard plumber, Uncle Grisha often visited lonely ladies in the vicinity of our area. For work, of course. But this time he was a little luckier than usual.

A young lady called him, saying that her husband was on a business trip, and the toilet wasn't working, and all that... And then Uncle Grisha, as they say, was looking for copper, but found gold. Of course, he fixed the toilet, but in the process of working, he found a flash drive in cellophane under the lid. Naturally, as a decent and honest man, he got himself this flash drive.

And on the flash drive, as it turned out, there were files with passwords and keys to the crypto wallets of that poor guy's husband. That's when Uncle Grisha got into trading on Binance with both feet. True, due to inexperience, he drained the deposit in a day. There's something around 0.008 $ETH left. But Grigory Sergeevich and I had enough for a pleasant evening. 🍻

So, go for it, guys. Life is like that... You clean the toilet in the morning, and in the evening you flush $ETH on futures 🙌

While I was in a state of alcoholic toxicosis, the crypto market started to go crazy🐂
The hamster grew up, bitcoin rose a little, in short, things went uphill. My neighbor Uncle Grisha, a former plumber, advised me to add $NEIRO and $DOGS to my crypto portfolio, since his personal analysis of trend activation in combination with macroeconomic correlations shows a stable tendency towards the redistribution of global financial flows. 📶💱💹📈
In general, I racked my brains, took a swig of a hundred, smoked and agreed. How else? Today you are either a trader, or you are nobody. In our time, you either work in cryptocurrency or collect bottles. The modern world is a cryptocurrency jungle where you are either a lion, a turtle, or a baboon 🐒 AUE

Today, they refused a microloan again. Apparently, I'll only be able to eat tomorrow. But that's not a problem - if hamster$HMSTR grows by 300%, it might even be enough for bread 🍞.
Yesterday, with a hangover, I dreamed that the market volatility reached a breakthrough of resistance levels and a stable bullish trend of altcoin was established with the prospect of strengthening currency assets at the level of points of no return.
I think I'll quit hawthorn for now.

Good luck trading to everyone, guys.

Today I was chatting at a tram stop with respected and successful traders. They advised me to urgently take a hamster $HMSTR long with a leverage of x75. After that, for some reason, they laughed for a long time. But I'm not a fool either - I bought a hamster the day before yesterday, although I took a slightly larger leverage. I feel like I'll get a fat plus

The trader does not want, the bitcoin will not jump$BTC

I continue to test my author's strategy for trading futures. So far in a hard minus, but there are plans to reach the level of +$3000 by the weekend. Having carefully analyzed some charts and signals, I came to the conclusion that it is necessary to analyze even more carefully. After all, successful trading depends not so much on success as on trading.

All the best.

DON'T TRADE IN THE MINUS, GUYS! 🦌

The crypto trading courses I successfully completed for 250$ made it clear that successful trading is based on only two principles - the first and the second. But I don't remember them exactly. 🙌
Losses are reduced only when profits grow, and profits, in turn, are the exact opposite of a decrease in income. It's simple. To have a million in your account, you just need to add six big zeros 🥚 to your little one 🍌
Thoughts are material, and matter is mental. Money is dust, and dust is not sugar. He who does not risk is like me.
#money #BNB🔥

I want to share my success story. I have been in cryptocurrency for a long time. About two and a half weeks. So far, negative growth of assets of the descending volatility stand is recorded.
In the first week, I bought high, sold low. DON'T DO THAT! IT DOESN'T WORK!
My strategy is based on assessing the probability of feces in the environment of global trends with the redistribution of trading signals through technical analysis.