Greetings, O seeker of satire in the serious world of cryptocurrency!
Once again I want to go over the heads of trash bloggers with my shovel.
Do you agree that more than half of those who publish something are thieves? I have the same article three times. Ctrl+c/Ctrl+v. How much time are we wasting?
O gods of Binance, hear us, pay attention to the wicked and deliver us from them! And we will pray more for Bitcoin and bring you offerings (commission). In the name of Satoshi, Buterin and Changpeng!
Like it or don't like it, I don't care. But I want me and everyone who agrees with me to be heard. #binance
I look at what crypto bloggers write here and I’m surprised. The Akhmeds know all those analyzes like their neighbor’s wife, and they have already calculated which coin will shoot up 10-300 years in advance, but they will tell you about it for a donation. The princesses of the Qin dynasty, not just princesses, but simply empresses of the airdrop, cut the loot, the chips fly and teach everyone for donations. BloHers with the name Crypto or Bitcoin with different spelling variations, such gurus, are so masterful at telling fortunes using coffee grounds that Vanga and Nostradamus are shocked and they will share their fortune-telling for a small reward. And everything is like a carbon copy! Blood from the eyes. Is it the same with you? I’m thinking of starting to pour satire on them all, and put those who steal posts on a pencil and leak them to big brother, but of course not for free! If there is a donation, the author will be happy, and as soon as he is happy, he will continue this arrangement) $BTC $BNB $SOL
$SOL Analysts on the CoinCodex portal predict a more than threefold increase in the rate of the Solana cryptocurrency (SOL) within a month. Experts believe that Solana will rise in price throughout April and in early May the price of the coin will reach a peak at $612.5, thus exceeding the historical maximum by 135%. minimum reached in November 2021.
Here's my question. What are these analysts smoking? no, well, I allow growth, but you need to know when to stop. You can write any numbers, but you are an analyst, not a storyteller. They expect maximum accuracy from you, and not just what you dreamed.