Approve a $100,000 budget to fund Beefy’s ongoing incentive campaigns and initiatives to support and maintain centralized exchange listings and facilitate offchain trading.
It's your favorite President, me, Donald J. Trump, the best, believe me—here with a tremendous announcement, maybe the greatest announcement ever. Today I'm declaring Worldwide Cows Day, okay? Fantastic day, huge, the cows love it, I love it, everybody loves it. These cows, folks, they're incredible—big, beautiful animals, giving us milk, steaks, leather for my gorgeous ties, nobody appreciates cows more than me, okay?
We're gonna celebrate these majestic bastards—pardon my French, but they're bastards, tough as hell—because they're the backbone of the planet, frankly. I've got the best cows, I own cows, people don't know this, but my cows? Tremendous. We're talking parades, cow statues—gold ones, not the cheap bronze crap—barbecues everywhere, it's going to be fun like the Fourth of July but with more mooing. China? They're jealous, they don't have cows like us, sad!
And vegans—nice people, weird people, I say, lighten up, it's Cows Day, not Tofu day, already? Let's make cows great again, folks, it gonna to be yuge!