In ancient times, a poor scholar slept with 90 ladies on his way to the imperial examination~
In ancient times, there was a lady who met a poor scholar who was going to Beijing to take the imperial examination and took shelter from the rain. After discovering that he was very talented, she promised herself to him.
The next day, the lady shed tears and sent the scholar off: If you pass the imperial examination, don't let me down.
After the scholar swore, he left with the silver given by the girl.
The lady asked the maid to record the scholar's name in the book. The maid said: "This is the 50th scholar!"
The lady said: "There is no way, there will always be one who will really pass the exam."
-That is venture capital
The scholar asked the book boy to write down the lady's name and sighed: This is the 100th.
-That is financing
The boy who accompanied the scholar asked the scholar: Sir, since you left home three years ago, you have slept with more than 90 women. We are traveling back and forth on the road to Beijing. Don't we go to take the imperial examination? The scholar replied: Isn't it for money and women to take the imperial examination to become a high-ranking official? Since there are more than 90 infatuated women, why are we rushing to take the exam?
—This is the bubble
After the maid helped the young lady write down the name, she took out a small notebook from her personal place and wrote down the name of the 50th bookboy!
This is the follow-up investment
The bookboy recalled the taste of the ninety or so maids, weighed the private silver in his pocket, and followed the pace of the young master closely!
This is the platform
After arriving in Beijing, the scholar asked the bookboy to go to the Beijing casino with one-tenth of the silver he brought to bet on himself not to pass the exam.
—This is hedging
The scholar was favored by the princess and was exempted from taking the exam. He was directly recruited as a son-in-law.
—This is listing
After the scholar recruited a son-in-law, he could not fulfill his promise to the more than ninety women before. The investment of more than ninety women in the early stage would be lost.
—This is P2P
The young lady learned that the scholar had made a fortune and knew that the early investment had been lost, so she went to Beijing to beat the drum to complain.
—This is rights protection
The capital was in chaos. When the emperor learned about it, he was furious and divorced the scholar and beheaded him at the Meridian Gate.
—This is delisting
At 3:00 pm, when the executioner was swinging his knife, a eunuch shouted to spare his life! It turned out that the scholar's mother was Xia Yuhe from Daming Lake...
—This is saving the market
After the scholar was rescued, the emperor issued an imperial decree "All the more than 90 women in the early period were taken as concubines of the prince consort, and they were bathed in the emperor's grace!"...
—This is debt-to-equity swap
I posted this story to my circle of friends.
—This is sharing
After reading this article, you will smile knowingly.
—This is the sense of gain
