6
The young man asked the Zen master: "I am desperate about life because my futures position went bankrupt and I lost all my money."
The Zen master took out an axe and chopped off the table.
The young man said thoughtfully: "Master, are you asking me to break the fear in front of me with force?"
The Zen master said: "You have no money and you still want to chat with me! Believe it or not, I will chop you to death!"
7
The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, what do you think is loving the cryptocurrency circle? Bitcoin is so expensive, should I still buy it? I am very poor, and my life is tight every month..."
The Zen master sat on the futon and ignored him, and there was no response for a long time.
After thinking quietly, the young man seemed to have an epiphany: "Master, if you are a loser, even if you have the desire to buy coins, you should remain calm if you can't afford them, and keep it in your heart, without showing it off?"
The Zen master immediately threw the cushion under his seat over, glaring and scolding: "If you can't afford the coins, don't bother me while I'm taking a nap! Get out!"
8
The young man asked the Zen master: "How can I get rich by speculating in coins?"
The Zen master pointed to a mountain opposite.
The young man said thoughtfully: "Master, do you mean there is another master on the opposite mountain who can answer me?"
The master said: "I became a Zen master because I was blown up in the cryptocurrency market. You actually come to ask me? There is still a vacancy on the opposite mountain. You should become a Zen master as soon as possible."
9
The young man asked the master: "Master, I have become very rich by investing in cryptocurrencies, but I am not happy at all. Can you tell me what to do?"
The master asked: "What is rich?" The young man replied: "There are dozens of Bitcoins, hundreds of Ethereums, thousands of Litecoins, tens of millions of Dogecoins, and countless tokens. Isn't it considered rich to have an 8-digit bank card and 3 apartments in Wudaokou?"
The master didn't say anything, but just stretched out his right hand.
The young man suddenly realized: "Master, are you trying to teach me how to be grateful and give back?"
"No, rich man... can we... be friends?"
10
The young man asked the Zen master: "I have a big dream, I want to buy a lot more coins. So I need a lot of money, Master, can you help me?"
The Zen master took out a child's hat and a pair of child's gloves for the young man to wear, and then asked: "How do you feel?"
"My hands and head are a little tight."
"Me too.”
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