1. You are over 30 years old and you pick up a girl for the first time. You take her to a hotel and have sex with her 10 times in one night. We call this dumping.

2. A few days later, you ask the girl out again, and she is scared because she was fucked last time, so she says sorry, she has her period and can’t do it today. This is called anti-dumping.

3. You ask the girl out to get a room again, and she says yes, but you have to masturbate 8 times first. This is called a non-tariff trade barrier.

4. You said I don’t want to masturbate, and the girl said okay, then you give me 3,000 yuan to buy a bag. This is called a tariff trade barrier.

5. When you checked into a hotel at night, you secretly posted a photo of you and a girl in bed on your Moments. This is called infringement of intellectual property rights.

6. The girl was very angry and said that you must delete the photos, apologize to Wogua and buy a bag. At the same time, these photos belong to the girl and only she can see them. This is called intellectual property protection.

7. You have been dating a girl for a while, and she spends more money on you than you spend on bags. This is called a trade surplus. Otherwise, we call it a trade deficit.

8. You are about to check into a hotel with a girl again, and you are afraid that you cannot do it 10 times a night, so you secretly take two Viagra pills. This is called illegal trade subsidy.

9. The girl doesn’t believe that you can do it 10 times every time you check into a hotel, so she finds a man with a similar body shape and appearance to you to check in with her, but finds out that she can only do it twice a night. We call this a trade investigation.

10. The girl said that it’s boring for us to play like this. I know an organization with a lot of beautiful girls and handsome guys. They swap boyfriends and girlfriends for free. It’s very interesting. We call this the WTO.

11. After entering the WTO, more and more girls will have sex with you. At the same time, the girls at the beginning will spend more and more money on you. Then the girls will be unhappy and ask you to buy them bags worth 10,000 yuan regularly and stop spending money on you. If you don’t buy them, they will not have sex with you. This is provoking a trade war.

12. You think it’s too expensive to buy 10,000 yuan bags for girls regularly, and you don’t want to do that, so you unite other girls in the organization and say you will buy 1,000 yuan worth of cosmetics for each of them regularly. They will have sex with you regularly, and you tell them to ignore that girl, and a trade war begins.

13. As for why you haven't broken up with that girl yet and are still bargaining over the price of her bag every day, it's because if you break up, no one will fuck her ten times a night, and you will end up spending more money. You both know that this is a lose-lose situation, and the trade war is now over.#热门话题 #BTC #Portal #BNB