A MINUTE OF HUMOR 😁💥
Call from an unknown number
Girl's voice: - Good afternoon. Is this Dmitry?
Me: - Yes.
Girl: - My name is Angela. Uchen Lochen Trachen Company. We offer you a very profitable business.
Me: - What kind of business?
Angela: - We discuss the details at the meeting. Our company invests in securities, precious metals, cryptocurrency and other highly liquid assets. We offer our clients income from 20 to 40% per month. Dmitry, can you imagine? 40% per month. Do you want to earn 40% per month?
Me: - Oooh... Uuuu.. This can't be. Of course I want!
Angela: - What income do you want to receive? 20%? thirty%? 40% month?
Me: - Wait...40% per year or 40% per month?
Angela: - Per month!!! Dmitry, 40% per month!!!
Me: - Well, I don’t give a damn!!! I'm sorry. Wow!!!
Angela: - Look...If you invest $10,000, then you have an income of 20% per month, if $30,000, then 30% per month, if $50,000, then 40% per month. Well, what do you say? How much are you willing to invest? And then we will discuss all the details when we meet.
Me: - Angela, what if we start with 56 dollars and meet you in the sauna?
Angela: - In the sauna??? And why from 56 dollars?
Me: - Look, Angela. If I invest $50,000 in your business, then with a 40% return, my monthly earnings will be $20,000. In a day I will earn approximately 667 dollars, in an hour – 28 dollars. Thus, it’s not me, but you, who can earn 40% per month without investing anything, and at the same time, instead of 2 hours of work, you will have relaxation in the sauna, erotic massage and other pleasures. By the way, what are your company details and website address?
Angela: - Well... The site is currently under development, and the details... Let me call you in a couple of days and let you know.
I am OK. Agreed.
I've been waiting for a call for over a month.
