What is p? Brother, the profit from the long position is even higher than the value of the position 😂

My name is Old Wu, I am 34 years old, and I have been in the crypto world for 7 years, experiencing the brutality of 312, witnessing the myth of Dogecoin rising from 0.001 to 0.7, and dreaming of getting rich overnight. If I were to describe my life, it would be an absurd play of the crypto world.
That night, I was still staring at the market with a 2012 old laptop. Dogecoin was rising, and my little heart was racing faster than the market charts. Just as I was about to place an order, a message popped up: “Bitcoin crash, last chance to buy the dip!”. I quickly switched screens and gritted my teeth to exchange all my Dogecoin for Bitcoin — only for Dogecoin to rise 100% the next day while Bitcoin fell 30%.