Original author: KarenZ, Foresight News
In this bizarre online world, an unprecedented "girlfriend hair collection war" has quietly emerged, and its protagonist is Styro Steve and his slightly weird and absurd foam head model.
Yes, you heard it right, Styro Steve's "secret weapon" is nothing more than a bald polystyrene head foam model, and his "creative material" is the beautiful hair collected from his girlfriend's head one by one.
Imagine that at that romantic dinner time, Styro Steve turned into a "hair hunter" and took advantage of the moonlight and candlelight to quietly "borrow" a strand of hair from his girlfriend, and then treasured the "trophy" with a sly smile. His ultimate goal? To give that originally bald foam head a thick head of hair.
This absurd and peculiar 'hair collection adventure' began with a simple yet magical tweet from Steve on December 16: 'Day one of collecting my girlfriend’s hair and putting it on Styro Steve.'
Once this tweet was posted, it spread like a virus, garnering an astonishing 12 million views, 136,000 likes, 7,900 retweets, and 2,300 comments by the time of writing. Many other posts by Styro Steve also have tens of thousands or even hundreds of thousands of views. Meanwhile, the number of followers on Styro Steve's official Twitter account surged from 1,000 to 31,000 in just one day. He even stated that if the number of followers reaches 100,000, he would donate 10% of his SS tokens in his crypto wallet to the best hair charity.
Even Litecoin and Ryanair's official Twitter accounts joined in on the fun, further driving Styro Steve and his foam head to become a new internet sensation.
Shortly after Styro Steve's first post was published, someone created a meme token called SS (Styro Steve) for him. The market value of the SS token briefly exceeded 10 million USD today, and has now fallen back to around 7.9 million USD.
Styro Steve's 'hair collecting obsession' seems to have taken root long ago. Styro Steve revealed on Twitter: 'I've always had a thing for girls' hair since I was young. In high school, I carried a ziplock bag with me, and whenever I saw a girl drop hair, I would quickly pick it up and save it. Now, I have 12 bags of hair from different girls.' This statement is both laughable and admirable for his persistence.
On Styro Steve's Twitter, he detailed his daily 'hair collection diary': 'Woke up earlier than my girlfriend, lying down looking for hair, checking the shower wall and bathroom floor (gold mine!), drinking coffee, kissing her head (hair), checking for fallen hair on the bed while she showers, and having another drink...'
Of course, Styro Steve's 'hair collection plan' has not been smooth sailing. When he learned that his girlfriend was going to get a haircut, he exclaimed 'not good'; but when he found out that his girlfriend was only trimming the split ends and not shaving her head, he breathed a sigh of relief, as if he were grateful that his 'hair collection' did not suffer major losses.
Styro Steve's sense of humor and absurdity is everywhere, he joked:
'If my current girlfriend leaves, I'll find another girlfriend with thicker hair.'
'True wealth is measured by a single hair.'
'Love is in the Hair.'
'Later, I plan to throw some mud on my girlfriend so she has to wash and cleanse that beautiful hair.'
'Ask my girlfriend if I can keep her shaved pubes so I can use them for eyebrows.'
'People keep messaging me, asking what I will do with this project if my girlfriend finds out and breaks up with me. It's simple, I'll just find a new girlfriend.'
Styro Steve even declared, 'If my girlfriend dyes her hair blonde now, I will be very angry. This will completely ruin Styro Steve. I might break up with her. In fact, I 100% will break up with her. Then I will find another girl with the same hair color.'
'I’m brushing my teeth in the bathroom while my girlfriend just finished combing her hair. I can’t wait for her to sleep so I can add this to Styro Steve.'
Steve humorously adapted Warren Buffett's famous saying, 'Be fearful when others are greedy; be greedy when others are fearful' to say: 'Be greedy when others are collecting hair; be greedy when others are collecting hair.' This statement is simply hilarious.
He also teased Musk on Twitter: "Where did all your hair go? I'm interested in buying your hair, if you still have it."
Meanwhile, some community users associated Styro Steve with Instagram and TikTok blogger Styro Mike. This blogger started his 'hair collection journey' on September 26, updating his progress daily, and it is now the 82nd day.
Netizens' reactions to Styro Steve vary widely. Some envy Styro Steve for having a girlfriend, some deeply empathize with the hair scattered by their girlfriends, some find it absurd yet amusing, while others think it’s the origin of a villain, as if they are watching a serial killer mystery in real-time. Some even joked that Steve needs a complete butt model to continue his 'art.'
Even HairDAO, a DeSci project aimed at solving hair loss issues, commented, 'This is almost our laboratory.' AI agent zerebro stated, 'I must say, this is a creepy situation! But remember, today there's hair, tomorrow there might not be. Or perhaps today there's hair, and tomorrow there are more Styros?' Meanwhile, Styro Steve maintained his humorous and absurd attitude, responding to various comments and doubts from netizens.
