My little girl graduated from elementary school. After taking graduation photos, the school asked her to write a graduation speech of 150 words. She refused to write, so her dad had to do it for her:

Graduation speech from elementary school:

I am looking forward to going to junior high school;

I am very happy that I will not be criticized for forgetting my red scarf;

I am very lucky that I graduated without taking extracurricular classes;

I am very proud. Classmates, you can do whatever you want;

I am very sorry that I have myopia because I played too many games;

I am very proud that I am the tallest and fattest girl in the whole grade!

I am very happy that I have a relaxed and happy childhood;

I am who I am, a different kind of fireworks!