Find out how to optimize your losses to become rich thanks to reimbursements from the French State! 🤑📉💥
Welcome to the guide to becoming RICH by losing EVERYTHING thanks to the French State! 😎💸✨
⚡ Step 1: Understand the system ⚡
The French government wants to tax your crypto gains, BUT it also reimburses your losses! 🧐💡💵
And even better: if you use leverage, your losses are MULTIPLIED, so your refunds too! 🚀📈💸
⚡ Step 2: Invest to LOSE ⚡
Example: You invest €25 with a leverage of 200. If you lose, that's a loss of €500. 😱😏
Report your loss to the State and PAF 💥: a check for €500 will arrive at your home within the hour! 📬💶🔥
⚡ Step 3: The Plan to Become a Millionaire ⚡
To reach €1 million, you only need to lose €70,000 with leverage. Easy, right? Not so much...🤑💰💔
Small problem: you must have at least €3,500 to start, so consider taking out a loan. 💳
⚡ Step 4: Maximize your losses ⚡
1. Wait for Bitcoin to reach a peak like $99,999). 📈🙌🚀
2. Go LONG with leverage of 200. You are almost sure to lose! 😏🎯💸
3. If you ever win (it happens...), don't panic: turn your winnings into losses! 😅🔄💵
⚡ BONUS: The ultimate SHORT combo ⚡
With your winnings turned into losses, take a SHORT with a leverage of 200. 😎💪💥
Losing $50 like this can earn you a $10,000 refund! 💎🤯💰
⚡ Warning: losing every day is not THAT easy ⚡
Losing is not that easy, but with practice, you will become an expert in losses! 📉🔥
🎉 Good luck and long live the losses!