“𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐋𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 🌑 “

Alex, a new Bitcoin trader, was convinced he had found the ultimate way to beat the market—using astrology. After reading online that Mercury retrograde could affect trading decisions, Alex decided to check his horoscope before every trade.

One day, his horoscope said, “Avoid making major decisions today; wait for clarity.” But Bitcoin was rising fast, and Alex thought, “Surely, this is an exception!” Ignoring the advice, he bought Bitcoin at its peak. Naturally, the price plummeted minutes later.

Frustrated, Alex decided to consult the stars again. He found a website claiming to align “crypto fortunes” with lunar phases. Determined to recoup his losses, Alex followed the site’s advice and sold everything during a “full moon crash.”

The next day, Bitcoin skyrocketed. Alex sat there, staring at the screen, muttering, “Why didn’t the moon warn me about this?”

Now, Alex jokingly tells his friends, “The only alignment I trust now is my Wi-Fi connection.”

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