Good news, Bitcoin has reached an ATH

Bad news, you don't have Bitcoin, your altcoins have hit a new low

Real news: your account is lower

When Bitcoin was at 60k, you said the altcoin season was coming, when Bitcoin was at 70k, you said hope was right in front of us, when Bitcoin was at 80k, you still said the same. Hmm, it's almost 100k, but retail investors' accounts are... let's not talk about it, I'm going to cry.