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"When my ex, Amber Heard and I broke up, I brought her a receipt of everything I ever did for her and she paid it back in full. I'm very stîngy with ladies." - Elon Musk

"Amber Heard loved spending money carelessly when she was dating me as long as it was my money. She even gave out money to charity so she could have a good name. But one thing she didn't know is that I'm a businessman and even my emotions don't mingle with my business. I documented everything I spent on her. I mean every single dime.

I didn't buy Twitter for political or business reasons but I bought it for Amber Heard. I wanted to give it to her as a Valentine's Day gift but she broke up with me before Valentine's Day when she found a new boyfriend on Twitter.

After she broke up with me, I banned her from Twitter and named it X. Then I gave her boyfriend a Job in my company Tesla and her boyfriend broke up with her for breaking up with his boss because of him.

Then I presented her with the receipt of every penny I ever gave her during our relationship and she paid everything in full because before our relationship, I had her sign a document that she would pay back my money if we didn't end up together. I'm very stingy with ladies and I guess that's why I'm still single." ~ Elon Musk

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