From 'Wen Moon' to 'Wen Vote': How 1.8M crypto bros are about to change the political game in the USA.
Wen politics, anon! 🚀 Ready for the biggest plot twist in crypto history?
BREAKING! Coinbase is making moves like a Yu-Gi-Oh! master in Washington and Brian Armstrong has become the new Frank Underwood of crypto (but on the good side, obviously 😉).
Can you imagine that the "crypto voter" is the new swing voter? 🤔 Well, hold on tight because this is getting good...
🎯 The TL;DR:
Coinbase is going all out: $75M in lobbying
Armstrong making more trips to DC than a campaign politician
1.8M crypto bros united to make some noise 💪
This reminds me of that scene in "The Godfather" where Don Corleone says "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse" - but crypto version and totally legal haha.
And as the meme would say: "Look at us, who would've thought? Not me!" 🎭 From being the rebels of the financial system to having tremendous political power... How things change!
The battle against the SEC is more intense than the last episode of Breaking Bad (and we know who won there 😎). Ripple and Coinbase are like "Hold my beer" while investing millions in this fight.
And do you know what’s the most LOL? 🎪 They are courting both Trump and Harris - playing their cards like a pro trader in full send mode.
For those who say "crypto is dead": WAGMI fam, WAGMI 🌟
Final motto: "We're not just HODLing coins, we're HODLing the future of finance" 💎🙌
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