This year's U.S. election is simply a carnival feast for global onlookers, completely transcending the realm of politics, transforming into an 'annual entertainment extravaganza' comparable to the Oscars. Whether you enjoy watching political drama or celebrity gossip, it guarantees a full feast.
Let's talk about Harris first; this vice presidential candidate shouted her slogan as soon as she took the stage: 'America needs new leadership!' The meaning was very clear: Biden should step down. Once this was said, it was indeed the opening of a 'palace battle drama.' In contrast, the current President Biden seemed to 'hermit' at the White House the entire time, not even coming out to peek at Harris's rally of 75,000 people at the White House gates. A reporter couldn't help but ask him: 'Mr. President, why not show your face?' Biden smiled faintly: 'I don’t want to steal Harris's thunder.' This operation made netizens unable to resist poking fun: 'The president still hasn’t let go of the young people's pride.'
As for Trump, he really played by his own rules, directly opening up: 'Biden is a latercomer, but Harris is a natural!' Such a clever sarcasm feels just like watching stand-up comedians roast each other. Biden, of course, was not about to back down, responding with a 'garbage speech,' claiming he would send Trump to jail and stating that his supporters are also 'the garbage that needs to be cleared.' Netizens were left dumbfounded: this is not a campaign debate, it’s clearly an 'All-Star Roast Competition.'
Looking at even more explosive moments, even former President Obama couldn't help but join the fun. He earnestly 'educated' Black voters as soon as he took the stage: 'You are not voting enthusiastically because you don't want to see women in power, right?' Upon hearing this, Black voters exploded: 'So you think just because we share the same skin color, we have to vote in support?' Netizens applauded, saying this turned 'vote solicitation' into 'provocation.'
The unwilling Clinton directly and subtly questioned: 'Is the election vote counting really fair?' This statement landed heavily, leaving American voters puzzled. Several former presidents surprisingly became skeptics of their own elections, making the plot twist almost rival Hollywood blockbusters!
When it comes to the most magical operation, it has to be the centenarian Carter. He was already in hospice care, with cancer eroding his brain, but he insisted on coming out to vote for Harris, moving his supporters to tears. Netizens couldn’t help but exclaim: in this election, even terminally ill elders have to be brought out to 'boost votes.'
As for the Republican 'sugar daddy' Musk, he simply splashed 'real money' in the swing states, giving every new voter a $47 red envelope, along with a million-dollar lottery every day. This is even more extravagant than fan voting in the entertainment industry! The U.S. election has been turned into a spectacle of 'money creating a miracle,' leaving the onlookers exclaiming: either sweet talk or buying votes.
Thus, everyone finally understood: regardless of who is elected, the U.S. election seems destined to be a 'crash.' One netizen summarized it accurately: 'Every candidate that appeared brought their own comedic package.' In this chaotic battleground, no matter who ultimately takes over the White House, they are likely to become the next 'punchline.'
In short, this U.S. election has completely shattered everyone’s perception of campaigns, transforming the power struggle into a comedic show. Candidates, former presidents, supporters, centenarians, and even billionaires all come together to perform 'full martial arts.' American voters watching this series of 'grand plays' have probably laughed to tears: no matter who they choose, they are ultimately just actors in this absurd drama.
