What would Trump say on Halloween? Let me think... "Hello everyone, I'm Donald Trump. Today is Halloween, a very special day. On this sneaky, spooky night, I want to say, really, nothing is scarier than fake news! Did you know? We are redefining the word 'terror', the Democrats are scarier than any monster!" "I tell you, the border wall is the real Halloween decoration, protecting us from those uninvited 'monsters'. And I, oh, I am the one who gives you candy because I bring you economic prosperity!" "Remember, Halloween is also a day to celebrate America's great traditions, and like me, we will make America great again together! So tonight, enjoy your candy, but don't forget to vote for the one who can truly make this country sweet!" Grimace, also the spokesperson for McDonald's. We're at the bottom right now, about to take off 🛫.