$BNB

Yesterday I saw my neighbor A and neighbor B arguing. A wanted to hit B but was afraid of stepping on the sewing machine, so A put on disposable gloves, grabbed a handful of Oreo, and took the chance to hit B in the face when he wasn't paying attention.

As a result, this guy called the police and demanded 5000 from A. A said he'd only give 200, and in the end, after mediation, A gave B 500, thinking that would settle the matter.

The next day, as soon as A stepped out, this B guy was hiding behind the door and directly threw Oreo in A's face. He dropped 500 yuan on the ground and ran away.

The more I think about it, the angrier I get. No one gained anything; both ended up with Oreo on their faces, and the key point is that the police said this doesn't count as intentional injury.