The history of Satoshi-sleuthing is filled with wrong turns, cul de sacs, and wild goose chases. But HBO's "MONEY ELECTRIC: THE BITCOIN MYSTERY," which aired in the United States Tuesday night, was supposed to be different. It was supposed to provide compelling proof as to who invented Bitcoin, putting the world's greatest mystery to bed, for good.

It didn't.

As soon as leaks emerged Tuesday afternoon that the doc would paint Peter Todd as THE GUY, everyone on X/Twitter with knowledge of the mystery was skeptical. And, on seeing the documentary itself, they were even more skeptical.

Here is a smattering of tweets, reflecting the consensus.

Bitcoin author Eric Yakes had it right:

HBO says @peterktodd is satoshi and his response was perfect "This is going to be very funny when you put this into the documentary and a bunch of bitcoiners watch it."

— Eric Yakes (@ericyakes) October 9, 2024

Coin Center's Neeraj Agrawal:

The documentary named Peter Todd as Satoshi literally based on them both having the same favorite pizza topping (pineapple and jalepeno)

— Neeraj K. Agrawal (@NeerajKA) October 9, 2024

"Faketoshi" Craig Wright, who has claimed to be Satoshi for years, also said the doc was wrong. For once, said Todd, we could agree with him:

So Craig Wright has come out saying that HBO's documentary is bullshit.On this, I think we should take him at his word.After all, Craig Wright is the world's foremost expert on not being Satoshi. pic.twitter.com/nGzHOVtXGO

— Peter Todd (@peterktodd) October 9, 2024

@MevenRekt pointed out many inaccuracies in an otherwise well made piece of TV:

📣 Open letter on @HBO's documentary about #BitcoinI recently watched Money Electric: The Bitcoin Mystery on HBO, and while it's a very well-realized production overall, I thought it essential to point out a few important omissions and inaccuracies. ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/do7IjRjGvl

— MEVEN (@MevenRekt) October 9, 2024

Nic Carter had sympathy for bitcoin outsiders:

if you haven't spent a decade enmeshed in completely insane bitcoin lore full time and you wade into the satoshi debate you are going to end up hopelessly confused. sorry to gatekeep but it's true.

— nic carter (@nic__carter) October 9, 2024

@Pledditor said the doc showed how Satoshi sleuths have been going about it the wrong way, thinking they were looking for a single well-placed person, when it really could have been many people:

"This documentary is emblematic of why all of the Satoshi Nakamoto theories are bunk. They all hinge on the belief that only a very small amount of people in the world are capable of building bitcoin, so the theorists just pick a notable person known for their achievements and work backwards retrospectively to find a bunch of "coincidences" in their lifestyle/background to support their confirmation bias. It's a broken methodology which results in stalking and unethical doxxing. In reality, the potential amount of people with the profile and background capable of creating bitcoin in 2008 was in the tens of thousands, if not hundreds of thousands. The likelihood that Satoshi was any one of these semi-public figures that regularly get accused of being Satoshi is pretty slim. That's why if you don't have concrete proof, you should probably keep your Satoshi Nakamoto identity theories to yourself. All it does is put a $60 billion dollar bounty on the back of what is (most likely) the wrong person."

Fortune's Leo Schwartz:

All the breathless media coverage of the Bitcoin documentary makes me think that I should just start every article claiming that I’ve figured out who Satoshi is..

— Leo Schwartz (@leomschwartz) October 9, 2024

Journalist Izabella Kaminska said we shouldn't be so quick to dismiss the doc's conclusions. After all: body language.

So… if you’re waking up to news that HBO supposedly “embarrassed” itself by suggesting Peter Todd is Satoshi…. Here are a few things to bear in mind about immediate claims that it can’t be Todd. This is based on my independent analysis - which (even if not technical) is…

— Izabella Kaminska (@izakaminska) October 9, 2024

@bitstein said Satoshi is pseudonymous and always will be:

Everyone is dying to know who Satoshi is, so I’ll tell you:Satoshi Nakamoto is the pseudonymous creator of bitcoin, a peer-to-peer electronic cash system.

— Bitstein (@bitstein) October 8, 2024

Todd himself had the final word:

I'm not Satoshi.

— Peter Todd (@peterktodd) October 8, 2024

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