**Crypto Comedy: ETH Takes a Breather, SEC Plays the Waiting Game 🎭**

- **ETH's Rollercoaster**: Despite a 15% rally, ETH is now chilling between $2,700 and $2,600. It's like ETH decided to take a coffee break after a sprint!

- **SEC's Slow Dance**: The SEC delayed its decision on Ethereum ETF options to November. Looks like they're taking their sweet time, just like when they approved Bitcoin options after 8 months. đŸ•ș

- **Polymarket's Crystal Ball**: Polymarket says there's an 85% chance ETH won't hit a new all-time high in 2024. Guess the crystal ball is a bit foggy!

- **Market Moves**: With ETH flatlining, traders might be taking profits. RSI suggests short-term selling pressure could be on the horizon.

Stay tuned for more crypto capers!