The end of the 'wen lambo' for Visa? 🏎️💨 The DOJ gives it a FUD the size of a crypto whale.
Visa in trouble? Uncle Sam is putting the dots on the i's! 🧐💸
Hey, did you hear the latest? The US Department of Justice is on fire with Visa. They've filed a lawsuit bigger than Elon Musk's ego. The reason? They say Visa is the ultimate boss of debit payments. Amazing plot twist!
Monopoly? More like "Mono-LOL-io" 🙈
According to the DOJ, Visa is playing Monopoly in real life. Remember when you were kids and you threatened your friends not to buy your favorite properties? Well, that's it, but on a big scale and with billions involved. Visa has 60% of the US debit market. Not even Bitcoin's dominance in its prime, mind you!
$7 billion in fees? When will there be a $VISA airdrop? 🚀
With so much control, Visa is lining its pockets more than an ETH miner in 2017. Attorney General Merrick Garland (no, not Batman's Alfred) says this is a "when Lambo" for Visa and a "when Ramen" for everyone else. Spoiler alert: merchants and banks are passing the hot potato to us. Surprise, motherfucker!
Competition? Is that edible? 🍽️
Visa is like that friend who always wins at FIFA because he has a rigged controller. The DOJ says it hunts down competitors like they're rare Pokémon. And even when new players appear, prices keep going up faster than a shitcoin in the middle of FOMO.
But here's the thing: what if cryptocurrencies are the real "Visa killer"? 👀 Stablecoins are starting to make more noise than the next guy at 3am. Will this be the beginning of the end for Visa's reign?
And you, what do you think? Is Visa the ultimate boss of payments or are we witnessing the dawn of a new financial era? Leave your hot opinion in the comments and don't forget to like and subscribe. 😜
Remember: "In the crypto world, today you are a whale, tomorrow you eat with a coupon." 🐳🥫
