**Crypto Comedy: Green United's Legal Woes Continue! 🌿**

- Green United LLC's attempt to dodge the SEC's lawsuit? Epic fail! 🚫

- SEC accuses execs of a $18M fraudulent crypto mining scheme.

- "Green Boxes" & "Green nodes" marketed as GREEN token miners? More like Bitcoin rigs in disguise!

- Judge Allen: "SEC's got all the receipts for this investment contract."

- Thurston's "illusion" of mining GREEN tokens? Busted!

- SEC: No GREEN blockchain, just green investors.

- Thurston & Krohn's "SEC has no authority" defense? Judge says, "Nice try, but no."

Stay tuned as this crypto drama unfolds!