🚨 Crypto Comedy Alert! 🚨
Germany just pulled the plug on 47 cryptocurrency exchanges, accusing them of running an "underground economy" for cybercriminals. Apparently, these platforms were the go-to for ransomware, botnet operators, and black market traders. Talk about a bad crowd!
Authorities have seized servers and data, leaving a stern warning on the websites: "We have your data. Transactions, registration data, IP addresses. Our search for traces begins. See you soon."
But don't worry, global cybercriminals often remain out of reach. So, if you're not in Germany, you might just be safe... for now. 😅
Stay tuned for more crypto capers!