A RATE CUT TALE

The Fed has spoken, loud and clear,

A 50 bps cut, oh what a cheer!

First in four years, the market’s ablaze,

Traders wide-eyed in a speculative daze.

"Buy the rumor, sell the news," they shout,

In the short-term, pumps are sure to sprout.

But wait! What's that? A sudden dump?

Fortunes built, then down in a slump.

Long term though, the bulls still sing,

"Bitcoin to 100k—cha-ching!"

So, hodl tight, if you've the nerve,

In this wild market's twist and swerve!

But just remember, before you dive—

This rhyme’s for fun, not financial advice!