"Colorado 0 - Atomic 1: Jurisdictional knockout! 🥊💻"

Hold on to your #AWCs, this is going to the moon! 🌕💸😂

"Judge swipes left on Atomic Wallet lawsuit: What now, crypto bros?"

Imagine the plaintiffs' surprised Pikachu face when a U.S. federal judge told them "thanks, next" to their $100 million lawsuit against Atomic Wallet. The reason? Apparently, Colorado is not the center of the crypto universe. Who knew! 🤷‍♂️

Judge Philip Brimmer, probably over his morning coffee, decided that Atomic Wallet wasn't exactly fixated on the Colorado market. The plaintiffs argued that the app was available there and that they advertised on X (formerly known as the little blue bird), but the judge basically responded, "So what?"

In a “it’s not personal, it’s digital” kind of way, Brimmer explained that just because you can download something in Colorado doesn’t mean the company is trying to take over the state like it’s a game of Risk. It’s like saying that because you see cat memes everywhere, cats are trying to take over the world. Well, maybe that last bit is true… 🐱

Atomic Wallet must be doing the “Floss” dance right now, celebrating this legal victory. Meanwhile, the plaintiffs were given an extra 21 days to try and catch Ilia Brusov, as if he were the last Pokémon missing from their legal Pokédex.

In short, friends of the crypto-verse, it seems that Atomic Wallet has dodged this legal bullet like #NEO in the Matrix. What will happen next? Who knows, but it will surely be more exciting than watching the value of your shitcoins go down. Hodl tight! 💎🙌 $AWC

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