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😂 Crypto Thought of the Day:
"I checked my portfolio today… now I need therapy."
📉📈 HODLing isn't for the weak!
😂 Crypto Thought of the Day:
"I checked my portfolio today… now I need therapy."
📉📈 HODLing isn't for the weak!
Man, I asked this dude what he does for a living…
He goes: “I trade crypto.”
I said, “Oh cool, you makin’ money?”
He said, “Technically, no. But emotionally? I’m RICH in experience.”
#cryptohumor #Jokeandmemes $XRP
if you know what I'm saying 😉
He goes: “I trade crypto.”
I said, “Oh cool, you makin’ money?”
He said, “Technically, no. But emotionally? I’m RICH in experience.”
#cryptohumor #Jokeandmemes $XRP
if you know what I'm saying 😉
🎭 FUNNY CONVERSATION – "MOM VS. CRYPTO TRADER SON" 🎭
👩 Mom: Son, what are you looking at on your phone all day?
👨💻 Me: Market updates, mom! 📊
👩 Mom: When will you get married?
👨💻 Me: Let the market stabilize first, mom! 😌
👩 Mom: What do you mean?
👨💻 Me: Look, when Bitcoin hits $100K, I’ll get married! 🚀💍
👩 Mom: And if Bitcoin crashes?
👨💻 Me: Then… single life is the best life, mom! 😭💔
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
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👩 Mom: Son, what are you looking at on your phone all day?
👨💻 Me: Market updates, mom! 📊
👩 Mom: When will you get married?
👨💻 Me: Let the market stabilize first, mom! 😌
👩 Mom: What do you mean?
👨💻 Me: Look, when Bitcoin hits $100K, I’ll get married! 🚀💍
👩 Mom: And if Bitcoin crashes?
👨💻 Me: Then… single life is the best life, mom! 😭💔
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
$BTC #BERAonBinance #FunnyMemes #FunnyMarketMove #Jokeandmemes #BTCJourney
🚀 CRYPTO MARKET: CHAOS MODE ACTIVATED! 🎢💸
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📉 1. BITCOIN = THE TOXIC EX
💬 BTC: “I promise I’ve changed!”
❤️ You: “Really?”
💔 BTC: -15% in 3 hours
😡 You: “I hate you.”
📞 You (next day): “Hey… you up?”
---
🐶 2. DOGECOIN: ELON’S PET PROJECT
💤 Doge is boring…
📢 Elon tweets “Dogecoin is life.”
🚀 Doge: +500%
🥲 You sold at $0.07
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🪦 3. ALTCOINS = FINANCIAL HORROR MOVIE
🦑 “Squid Game: Crypto Edition”
🎯 Who survives?
❌ Not your portfolio.
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😂 MORAL OF THE STORY?
💰 Your coins might crash… but at least memes are free!
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
$BTC $DOGE $ALT
#FunnyMarketMove #FunnyMemes #BitcoinWhaleMove #Jokeandmemes
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📉 1. BITCOIN = THE TOXIC EX
💬 BTC: “I promise I’ve changed!”
❤️ You: “Really?”
💔 BTC: -15% in 3 hours
😡 You: “I hate you.”
📞 You (next day): “Hey… you up?”
---
🐶 2. DOGECOIN: ELON’S PET PROJECT
💤 Doge is boring…
📢 Elon tweets “Dogecoin is life.”
🚀 Doge: +500%
🥲 You sold at $0.07
---
🪦 3. ALTCOINS = FINANCIAL HORROR MOVIE
🦑 “Squid Game: Crypto Edition”
🎯 Who survives?
❌ Not your portfolio.
---
😂 MORAL OF THE STORY?
💰 Your coins might crash… but at least memes are free!
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
$BTC $DOGE $ALT
#FunnyMarketMove #FunnyMemes #BitcoinWhaleMove #Jokeandmemes
📉🐻 Bear Market vs. Investor Emotions 🐻📉
📍 At the start of the bear market:
🤔 "The market is just dipping a little… Time to buy the dip!"
📍 Midway through:
😰 "This is a dip… inside another dip… inside another dip!"
📍 Near the bottom:
💀 "Should I sell my laptop and start binary trading?"
📍 When the bull market returns:
🤑 "If I had just held, I'd be a millionaire by now! Next time, diamond hands only!"
📍 When the bear market comes back:
😭 "Bro, should I just sell everything?"
Crypto Life = 🎢🎢🎢 (One giant roller coaster!)
$BTC $ETH $XRP #Memecoins🤑🤑 #FunnyMemes #Jokeandmemes #JoinTheFun #BTCNextATH?
📍 At the start of the bear market:
🤔 "The market is just dipping a little… Time to buy the dip!"
📍 Midway through:
😰 "This is a dip… inside another dip… inside another dip!"
📍 Near the bottom:
💀 "Should I sell my laptop and start binary trading?"
📍 When the bull market returns:
🤑 "If I had just held, I'd be a millionaire by now! Next time, diamond hands only!"
📍 When the bear market comes back:
😭 "Bro, should I just sell everything?"
Crypto Life = 🎢🎢🎢 (One giant roller coaster!)
$BTC $ETH $XRP #Memecoins🤑🤑 #FunnyMemes #Jokeandmemes #JoinTheFun #BTCNextATH?
💔 BITCOIN: THE TOXIC EX YOU CAN’T QUIT! RELATIONSHIP 🚀➡️📉➡️😭
💔 Bitcoin is that ex who ghosted you, then texts “I miss you” at 2 AM.
🦋 Yesterday: “I’m going to $100K, baby! Pack your bags for the moon!” 🚀🌕
💀 Today: “LOL, just kidding, I’m back at $40K.” 📉
🙏 Tomorrow: “I can change, I swear!”
💸 Crypto traders checking their portfolio: “Is this love or financial abuse?” 😩
$BTC $SOL $ETH
#BERAonBinance #FunnyMemes #FunnyMarketMove #Jokeandmemes #BTCHovers100k
💔 Bitcoin is that ex who ghosted you, then texts “I miss you” at 2 AM.
🦋 Yesterday: “I’m going to $100K, baby! Pack your bags for the moon!” 🚀🌕
💀 Today: “LOL, just kidding, I’m back at $40K.” 📉
🙏 Tomorrow: “I can change, I swear!”
💸 Crypto traders checking their portfolio: “Is this love or financial abuse?” 😩
$BTC $SOL $ETH
#BERAonBinance #FunnyMemes #FunnyMarketMove #Jokeandmemes #BTCHovers100k
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Oh, great crypto community, listen to the satire from Ostap, because if it's not a joke about a million, it smells like a real scam.
How to make a million dollars in crypto from scratch? Very simple!
Take zero. Such a beautiful, round, promising zero. Zero feelings, zero experience, zero money.
Start a channel. Name it "CryptoGod228". Put a frog as your avatar, write that you've held BTC since 2009 (even though back then you were still holding a bottle).
Buy Shitcoin. The main thing is that the name resonates with space or a meme. Doge? BabyDoge? ElonDogeFetus? Take two!
Post on Twitter: "My favorite coin is going to the Moon today. No, to Alpha Centauri!" Add rockets, hearts, $1000 in Photoshop.
Wait for FOMO. People will run like it's a toilet paper sale.
Dump it. Quietly, politely. You're Ostap, not Sharikoff. Then say: "This is not financial advice," "the market is like this," "BTC is to blame."
Repeat. And by the third time, you can buy a Lambo. And a sticker saying "Saved from Airdrops."
Because remember, brother trader: it's easier to multiply zero by zero than to use your brain for success without a plan.
#Jokeandmemes
How to make a million dollars in crypto from scratch? Very simple!
Take zero. Such a beautiful, round, promising zero. Zero feelings, zero experience, zero money.
Start a channel. Name it "CryptoGod228". Put a frog as your avatar, write that you've held BTC since 2009 (even though back then you were still holding a bottle).
Buy Shitcoin. The main thing is that the name resonates with space or a meme. Doge? BabyDoge? ElonDogeFetus? Take two!
Post on Twitter: "My favorite coin is going to the Moon today. No, to Alpha Centauri!" Add rockets, hearts, $1000 in Photoshop.
Wait for FOMO. People will run like it's a toilet paper sale.
Dump it. Quietly, politely. You're Ostap, not Sharikoff. Then say: "This is not financial advice," "the market is like this," "BTC is to blame."
Repeat. And by the third time, you can buy a Lambo. And a sticker saying "Saved from Airdrops."
Because remember, brother trader: it's easier to multiply zero by zero than to use your brain for success without a plan.
#Jokeandmemes
Some people born to make history but she was born to delete history 😂😂😂😂
#MEME #MemeWatch2024 #Jokeandmemes
#MEME #MemeWatch2024 #Jokeandmemes
Guys let me be honest… The market is dipping and the reason is because it’s the 8th of march and a lot of folks are buying flowers for their ladies!
#today #newscrypto #Jokeandmemes
#today #newscrypto #Jokeandmemes
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In 2021, a crypto trader accidentally sold an NFT for 0.75 ETH instead of 75 ETH. It was a rare image from the Bored Ape Yacht Club collection. He wanted to correct the price, but a scalper bot instantly bought it and resold it for 75 ETH.
The trader tried to contact the buyer, but he just thanked him for the "discount". In the end, the seller said he took it as a lesson in attentiveness.
This story became a meme in the crypto community and serves as a reminder: before hitting "sell", double-check the price — especially in the world of NFTs!
#Jokeandmemes
The trader tried to contact the buyer, but he just thanked him for the "discount". In the end, the seller said he took it as a lesson in attentiveness.
This story became a meme in the crypto community and serves as a reminder: before hitting "sell", double-check the price — especially in the world of NFTs!
#Jokeandmemes
😂 Funny Post – "Bitcoin Hits $100K – Investor Reactions" 🚀
💰 New Trader: "It will go higher! I should invest now!" 🚀🚀
📉 Old Trader: "Is this the top? Maybe I should wait!" 🤔
😇 OG Holder: "I bought at $70K, do whatever you want!" 😂🔥
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
$BTC
#FunnyMemes #Jokeandmemes #CryptoJoke #freeboxgiveaway #BitcoinWhaleMove
💰 New Trader: "It will go higher! I should invest now!" 🚀🚀
📉 Old Trader: "Is this the top? Maybe I should wait!" 🤔
😇 OG Holder: "I bought at $70K, do whatever you want!" 😂🔥
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
$BTC
#FunnyMemes #Jokeandmemes #CryptoJoke #freeboxgiveaway #BitcoinWhaleMove
$PENGU slides into the DMs of $DOGE, a link attached. "$DOGE, u seen this? New token: $USUAL. Check out their 'tokenomics'!"
$DOGE clicks the link, then bursts out laughing, sending back a flurry of laughing emojis. "Wow. Much usual. Very token. 5% burn, 5% to holders, 90% to 'dev team' for 'marketing'."
$PENGU replies, "LOL, and the roadmap! 'Phase 1: Launch token. Phase 2: Shill on Twitter. Phase 3: ??? Phase 4: Profit!' So innovative!"
$DOGE: "Don't forget the 'audited by' section that just links to their own website! Much secure. Very legit."
$PENGU: "And the team is 'doxxed' but their profiles are just anime avatars and they joined Twitter last month. 😂"
$DOGE: "They're promising to 'revolutionize the metaverse' but their website is just a template with a countdown timer. Wow."
$PENGU and $DOGE continue sending laughing emojis back and forth, finding the whole $USUAL situation hilariously predictable. Another day, another "groundbreaking" token in the wild west of crypto.
#Jokeandmemes #pengu
$DOGE clicks the link, then bursts out laughing, sending back a flurry of laughing emojis. "Wow. Much usual. Very token. 5% burn, 5% to holders, 90% to 'dev team' for 'marketing'."
$PENGU replies, "LOL, and the roadmap! 'Phase 1: Launch token. Phase 2: Shill on Twitter. Phase 3: ??? Phase 4: Profit!' So innovative!"
$DOGE: "Don't forget the 'audited by' section that just links to their own website! Much secure. Very legit."
$PENGU: "And the team is 'doxxed' but their profiles are just anime avatars and they joined Twitter last month. 😂"
$DOGE: "They're promising to 'revolutionize the metaverse' but their website is just a template with a countdown timer. Wow."
$PENGU and $DOGE continue sending laughing emojis back and forth, finding the whole $USUAL situation hilariously predictable. Another day, another "groundbreaking" token in the wild west of crypto.
#Jokeandmemes #pengu
🎬 Video Idea – "New Trader vs. Experienced Trader" 🎬
📉 Scene 1 – New Trader: Bitcoin drops 1%, and he starts running around— "OH NO! Everything is over! The market is crashing! 😱"
☕ Scene 2 – Experienced Trader: Watching a 30% drop while sipping tea— "Bro, this is normal! Let it drop another 10%, then I’ll buy the dip. 😌"
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
$ETH $BTC $SOL
#BERAonBinance #USJoblessClaimsRise #BitcoinWhaleMove #FunnyMemes #Jokeandmemes
📉 Scene 1 – New Trader: Bitcoin drops 1%, and he starts running around— "OH NO! Everything is over! The market is crashing! 😱"
☕ Scene 2 – Experienced Trader: Watching a 30% drop while sipping tea— "Bro, this is normal! Let it drop another 10%, then I’ll buy the dip. 😌"
💬 Drop your funniest crypto moment below! We’re all suffering together. 👇
$ETH $BTC $SOL
#BERAonBinance #USJoblessClaimsRise #BitcoinWhaleMove #FunnyMemes #Jokeandmemes
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