$PENGU slides into the DMs of $DOGE, a link attached. "$DOGE, u seen this? New token: $USUAL. Check out their 'tokenomics'!"
$DOGE clicks the link, then bursts out laughing, sending back a flurry of laughing emojis. "Wow. Much usual. Very token. 5% burn, 5% to holders, 90% to 'dev team' for 'marketing'."
$PENGU replies, "LOL, and the roadmap! 'Phase 1: Launch token. Phase 2: Shill on Twitter. Phase 3: ??? Phase 4: Profit!' So innovative!"
$DOGE: "Don't forget the 'audited by' section that just links to their own website! Much secure. Very legit."
$PENGU: "And the team is 'doxxed' but their profiles are just anime avatars and they joined Twitter last month. 😂"
$DOGE: "They're promising to 'revolutionize the metaverse' but their website is just a template with a countdown timer. Wow."
$PENGU and $DOGE continue sending laughing emojis back and forth, finding the whole $USUAL situation hilariously predictable. Another day, another "groundbreaking" token in the wild west of crypto.
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