1. 🔮 Never believe anyone's price predictions. 📉

2. 🤷‍♂️ Don't "diversify" into other cryptos; none of them are actually decentralized. 💩 Everything except bitcoin is a shitcoin (yes, really), and it's all gambling. 🎰 The point of bitcoin is not gambling, but to end modern-day slavery (fiat currency). 🚫💸

3. 📈 When everyone you know is talking about bitcoin, you're at the top of a bull market. 🐂 You'll likely be too exuberant to realize it though. 🤪 It will be obvious in hindsight. 🔍

4. 🔄 Don't "trade some altcoins on the side to get more bitcoin." 💡 You are not that smart, and the overwhelming probability is that you will get wrecked. 💥

5. 💰 DCA into bitcoin. 😌 Ignore your emotions. 🧘‍♂️ Don't try to time the market. ⏳ Just stack what you can every paycheck. 💵

6. 🚀 Don't be too excited about bitcoin; 😅 people will feel like you're scamming them even though you're just trying to help. 🤝

7. 👥 Go to meetups & conferences. 🎤 Don't be isolated. 🚪 Bitcoiners are generally very awesome people. 👍

8. 💬 When people ask you about how to buy bitcoin, send them to a BITCOIN-ONLY company. 🏦 Example for why: My cousin bought bitcoin (on Coinbase) during the bull market, then sold it for shiba on the same platform and now she pretty much lost everything. 😢 Bitcoin-only companies are the safest option to keep newbies from doing newbie things. 🛡️

9. 📱Obviously if you're reading this, you're already here...but I didn't get on Twitter until 2020 and can tell you that it's a lot less lonely hodling bitcoin when you see a bunch of other people on this platform experiencing the same things you are. 🤗

10. 🤔 Be skeptical of influencers. Even me (I'm not a huge account, but still). Some are good, some are bad. Even if they have good intentions, their judgment can be clouded by bad incentives. 🌫️

11. ✋ Stop trying to convince everyone you know that bitcoin will make everything better (even though it will). #EarnFreeCrypto2024 #ETHETFsApproved #btc70k $BTC